February 2012
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
me: mcr
school: emo
me: ymas
school: emo
me: fob
school: emo
me: blink182
school: emo
me: you a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe
school: amazing music taste
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
If you’re going to wear false eyelashes at least cut them down to the actual size of your eyes omg
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
Anonymous asked: So what happened to you last night? You didn't reply to me or get back to me about any of my plans.
Anonymous asked: do you like me?
Anonymous asked: if you were a fish, where would you live?
Anonymous asked: do you understand whale talk?
Anonymous asked: pineapples??
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
tomdolongo:
mark hoppus
mark skippus
mark jumpus
troymcginty:
take me back to 2008 when all my band boys were still babies and pete wentz was still emo king
